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@bwebster76 : Keys just don't make me laugh as much as they did when I was a baby.

@bwebster76: Sip of coffee for me, sip of coffee for my shirt.

@bwebster76: Whoa, just saw two FedEx guys pass each other without waving. Wonder what's going on there.

@bwebster76: Saw a bumper sticker today that said Choose Life. I can think of 10 other cereals I'd choose first.

@bwebster76: Removing the pots and pans quietly in the morning is the adult version of Operation.

@bwebster76: Do people who use handkerchiefs know they don't have to hang on to the things that come out of their nose?

@bwebster76: I'd take Cap'n Crunch more seriously if his eyebrows weren't on his hat.