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I have a phone interview today and someone told me to “just be myself” so I’m not going to answer the call

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Is your ice cube tray listening to your family’s conversations? Find out next week on No! It’s! Not!

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The only thing I care about is credits where it says the dog is playing themself

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Green beans are also called string beans so string theory is now green theory. I don’t make the rules or follow them!

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If your job doesn’t have a dress code, start wearing scrubs to it. Don’t say anything just do it and don’t answer any questions about it either

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If someone asked me to describe myself in one word, I’d say, “nope.”

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honestly if it were raining men I would not hallelujah

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person: wanna be friends and get to know each other at a normal pace?
me: wanna write a movie together toDAY???

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RELATIVE: You know about computers, right?

ME (has a degree in computer science): No

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DATE: I like someone with a good sense of humor

ME: Ah ok I don’t have that one but I got like touch and smell and so on