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person walking past me: (politely) good morning
me: (automatically) sorry I’m going through a tunnel
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I have a phone interview today and someone told me to “just be myself” so I’m not going to answer the call
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Is your ice cube tray listening to your family’s conversations? Find out next week on No! It’s! Not!
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The only thing I care about is credits where it says the dog is playing themself
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Green beans are also called string beans so string theory is now green theory. I don’t make the rules or follow them!
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If your job doesn’t have a dress code, start wearing scrubs to it. Don’t say anything just do it and don’t answer any questions about it either
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If someone asked me to describe myself in one word, I’d say, “nope.”
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honestly if it were raining men I would not hallelujah
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person: wanna be friends and get to know each other at a normal pace?
me: wanna write a movie together toDAY???
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RELATIVE: You know about computers, right?
ME (has a degree in computer science): No