@caithuls I have a phone interview today and someone told me to “just be myself” so I’m not going to answer the call
@caithuls @caithuls Is your ice cube tray listening to your family’s conversations? Find out next week on No! It’s! Not!
@caithuls The only thing I care about is credits where it says the dog is playing themself
@caithuls Green beans are also called string beans so string theory is now green theory. I don’t make the rules or follow them!
@caithuls If your job doesn’t have a dress code, start wearing scrubs to it. Don’t say anything just do it and don’t answer any questions about it either
@caithuls If someone asked me to describe myself in one word, I’d say, “nope.”
@caithuls honestly if it were raining men I would not hallelujah
@caithuls person: wanna be friends and get to know each other at a normal pace?
me: wanna write a movie together toDAY???
@caithuls RELATIVE: You know about computers, right?
ME (has a degree in computer science): No
@caithuls DATE: I like someone with a good sense of humor
ME: Ah ok I don’t have that one but I got like touch and smell and so on