I love the smell of fabric softener through the outside vents when people do the laundry. I get a lot of restraining orders though.
Everyone should have that “tester” first twitter account to screw up and learn from… You know, kinda like that first child you have.
‘Why are they arresting that dog?!? What did he do?!?’
–my 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car