Pro Tip: Don’t EVER tell a 10yr old boy that you don’t “get” X-Men.
Because. They. Will. Explain. It.
PRO TIP: If you hold out your arms like Frankenstein when walking in a leg brace, people let you cut in line at Starbucks.
Ex: Holy skinny jeans!
Me: They are new. Like them?
Ex: Should a woman your age wear those?
Divorce Reason 509
Ex picked up the kids, brought me coffee & took out my trash.
This divorce thing is really working out for me.