@caribbeanaj

Ke$ha looks like a character I would select in Mortal Kombat

@caribbeanaj

When I got divorced, we split the house.
I got the outside….

@caribbeanaj

I really wanted to remarry the woman I divorced a year ago, but she said I was only after my money.

@caribbeanaj

Son: “Mom, Dad we need to talk…. I’m a vegan”

**Mom cries running out the room

Dad: Why can’t you just have a normal eating disorder?