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so apparently it’s still a dui even if youre the birthday boy
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subway is the only chain that realizes the ideal bread texture is soft/wet, like it’s been breathed on a lot by a dog
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“you changed, bro” yeah no shit i’m a cockroach. please help me out of bed
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just became the pop-tarts CEO and let’s just say I hope you guys like mayonnaise