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@caseytduncan : Me with a black eye: You should see the other guy - he looks amazing. I think he moisturizes.
@caseytduncan: I only have eyes for you. I got them from the morgue. I'll probably get arrested.
@caseytduncan: * Gets fired *
Well....my job is done here.
@caseytduncan: A smile can turn someone's day around, especially if you're hiding in their closet.
@caseytduncan: Nine out of ten people aren't the tenth person.
@caseytduncan: If I've learned any thing from dogs and cats, it's that you can rub your head on people when you want attention.
@caseytduncan: "Good luck tomorrow."
* Me confusing a random stranger *
@caseytduncan: When I'm nervous, I like to picture everyone naked. Then, I picture them fully clothed, with items of my choosing. It's a very complex and fashionable coping mechanism.
@caseytduncan: If you can't handle me at my worst, then you have extremely good judgement.
@caseytduncan: The mood took a dark turn when I intercepted the wedding bouquet and ran it back for a touchdown.