@catstronomical: *carefully examining the markings on a reticulated python as it squeezes me to death* just as I suspected. this is definitely a snake
@catstronomical: *grabbing my own shoulders and shaking myself* PLEASE, for the love of god, just tell me what you want
@catstronomical: ME [explaining Daylight Savings Time]: yeah, you can just do crimes. that entire hour DOES NOT count. legally speaking
@catstronomical: Me: I've got a 12 pack in the fridge
Him: Toss me a cold one
*Lettuce and cheese fly everywhere as the taco hits him square in the chest*
@catstronomical: Him: don't say anything embarrassing
Me [realizing there are no mozzarella sticks at this party]: I will punch a pregnant woman in the baby
@catstronomical: Cat: [I am the cousin of tigers, leopards, lions, panthers, and pumas]
Me: *putting tiara on cat's head* you're a pretty pretty princess!
@catstronomical: I love Harry Porter. All of them. Glasses kid. The ginger one. Smart girl. Dolby. The scene when Dumbledort kills Voldermore. Quizzo matches
@catstronomical: What if I don't take meds?
What are the side effects of meds?
What if I stop taking the meds?