@cdncyn

I got thrown out of the zoo today….

apparently you’re not allowed to feed the ducks…..

to the alligators……..

@cdncyn

Dear parents with unattended children they will be given 4 red bulls and a kazoo

@cdncyn

I changed my name in my daughters phone to God….
I texted her and said
“I saw that”
You should of seen her face
Priceless