Sweaters don’t sweat.
Jumpers don’t jump.
And knickers don’t knick.
-Just a few of the reasons that keep me up at night
Want to know what I want with you? It starts with S, has an E in it and I want lots of it
Mummies are just super modest zombies
Watermelons are just overweight diabetic cucumbers
Boxing and fencing
Two sports that have nothing to do with boxes or fences