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@chagger73 : I only watch Storage Wars to see if they find my ex's body.
Just kidding. I like the show.
And she's buried in the woods.
@chagger73: Understanding women isn't rocket science.
Rocket science has rules and boundaries.
@chagger73: Going down on a woman is the best.
The way her thighs cover your ears so you can finally get some quiet time...
@chagger73: It took me 4 attempts to type "my dignity".
Autocorrect kept changing it to "HAHAHAHAHAHA"
@chagger73: My ex told me I'd never find another woman like her. nnI don't think she was expecting the high 5 and happy dance I did right after.
@chagger73: I've been divorced so long I've almost forgotten how to clear a computer history.