@charrrllaa

If anyone finds 786 barely used tubes of Chapstick around my city, they’re mine. I need them all back.

@charrrllaa

Waitress: would you like another drink?

Me: Are you new?

@charrrllaa

I don’t understand people with anchor tattoos that say, “I refuse to sink.” It’s a damn anchor! It’s supposed to sink! What am I missing?