You need to let shit go.
~ Buddha
Best way to find out if you have any cuts on your hands is to make some lemonade.
I no longer need Google.
I have a 22 year old in college.
Allergies right now are life’s way of playing “PSYCH”.
I bought a pair of underwear today.
In the front it says ‘I would do anything for love’.
In the back, ‘But I won’t do that’.
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like shit?
If I had been a Spice Girl I would’ve been Garlic Spice.
I came this close!!!!
