@chicnlil1

Just found out my birthday is the same day I was born…

Life is crazy…

@chicnlil1

The worst thing about parallel parking is witnesses..

@chicnlil1

Dear boyfriend, i can make ur girlfriend scream louder than u can.

Sincerely, spiders

@chicnlil1

I basically have 3 hairstyles…

Straight.
Wavy.
Homeless.