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@chicnlil1 : Just found out my birthday is the same day I was born... Life is crazy...

@chicnlil1: The worst thing about parallel parking is witnesses..

@chicnlil1: Dear boyfriend, i can make ur girlfriend scream louder than u can.

Sincerely, spiders

@chicnlil1: I basically have 3 hairstyles...

Straight.
Wavy.
Homeless.

@chicnlil1: Asian gangs, also known as study groups..