@chris_witha_see

I ironed my dress this morning while I was wearing it. So, yes Mensa, I will join your club.

@chris_witha_see

That moment of panic when you realize you haven’t checked on your Farmville in like 6 years

@chris_witha_see

Mom, your tweets are mostly outdated pop culture references
“yeah and I woulda gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids”