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@chrisdowning : Seems a bit forward
@chrisdowning: Instructions for frozen chicken pot pie:
1. Preheat oven to 400
2. Cook on baking sheet for 16 days
3. Let stand 5 minutes before serving
@chrisdowning: Mario has killed more turtles than straws have but we don't ban him.
@chrisdowning: You should be able to twist the bottom of the pringles can to bring the chips to the top like a chapstick.
@chrisdowning: Coffee will wake you up, but have you ever tried falling down a flight of stairs?
@chrisdowning: The coconut is very versatile. It can be eaten or be used to make a radio.
@chrisdowning: Salad is by far the lamest type of bar.
@chrisdowning: Between toilet paper and forest fires, bears have a lot of responsibilities.
@chrisdowning: Sorry I’m late, I was watching ghost adventures and they heard a noise.
@chrisdowning: Psychic: I’m also a medium.
Me: I’m a large or extra large depending on the brand.