@chrisdowning: You should be able to twist the bottom of the pringles can to bring the chips to the top like a chapstick.
@chrisdowning: Coffee will wake you up, but have you ever tried falling down a flight of stairs?
@chrisdowning: The coconut is very versatile. It can be eaten or be used to make a radio.
@chrisdowning: Between toilet paper and forest fires, bears have a lot of responsibilities.
@chrisdowning: Psychic: I’m also a medium.
Me: I’m a large or extra large depending on the brand.
@chrisdowning: They invented ceiling fans after a bunch of people got their legs cut off by floor fans.