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@chrissyteigen : my mom treats her air pods like they're disposable. buys a few a month. she says they would be easier to not lose if they had....a cord

@chrissyteigen: Me, wearing face mask. Flight attendant: “are you gonna be like this all night?” Me: “yes!! It’s the best mask ever. From Korea. Collagen! Ugh it’s called....Let me get the package out of the trash so you can see ok one sec” flight attendant: “no I just mean like, awake”

@chrissyteigen: Everyone should release their taxes because I cannot read them understand them anyhow

@chrissyteigen: the hamster has finally figured out her wheel. is it possible for her to exercise too much? should I take the wheel out sometimes? I’m worried she’s about to start a fitness instagram

@chrissyteigen: John won’t let me go to dinner in my towel even thought it is my favorite outfit

@chrissyteigen: Damn that is one huge cow. this is why I buy internet on flights. I almost saw that 6 hours after you guys did

@chrissyteigen: any doctors here? am I allowed to get a wax during my epidural? it's genius and there's a ton of time to kill anyhow

@chrissyteigen: you get to give way cheaper gifts when you have kids. literally just take a pile of garbage and write “love, [kid’s name]” and no one says anything