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Husband just told our daughter we were going hiking “near the place where mommy had to pee outside”

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Just got a paper cut on my webbing so you guys go ahead without me. It’s been fun.

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My phone: Would you like to save this password?

Me: I NEED TO KNOW IF IT WORKED FIRST AND YOU’RE IN MY WAY!!!

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I just found $11 in my pocket and then mentally spent about $187 of it.