Husband just told our daughter we were going hiking “near the place where mommy had to pee outside”
Just got a paper cut on my webbing so you guys go ahead without me. It’s been fun.
My phone: Would you like to save this password?
Me: I NEED TO KNOW IF IT WORKED FIRST AND YOU’RE IN MY WAY!!!
I just found $11 in my pocket and then mentally spent about $187 of it.