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when i say “i should be there in 5!” i’m almost always using the moral sense of the word ‘should’, not the like probability sense. like yeah being there in 5 minutes would be the right thing, even though it’s not going to happen

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putting soup in a square tupperware…… it’s just not right. it should be a circle one which is the shape of soup

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whenever i’m laughing i’m always like omg just like that cow from that cheese

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dividing 75 by 2 to get 37.5……. awful experience. wouldn’t wish it on anyone