My boyfriend is watching Glee voluntarily and tapping his foot and smiling. That makes me a lesbian now, right?
If by “flexible” you mean “can I get my foot behind my head?” then yes, I am.
If you mean “can I get my foot back down?” then no, I am not.
If you lost your needle in a haystack then I don’t think you were responsible enough to have had a needle in the first place. Needle loser.
Some people are doing stuff with their lives!!
Let’s mock them.
NOT all policemen are strippers.
This crime scene tape strung between two lampposts is NOT the finish line & these policemen are NOT cheering me on to a glorious victory 🙁