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@claire_mudie : My boyfriend is watching Glee voluntarily and tapping his foot and smiling. That makes me a lesbian now, right?
@claire_mudie: If by "flexible" you mean "can I get my foot behind my head?" then yes, I am.
If you mean "can I get my foot back down?" then no, I am not.
@claire_mudie: If you lost your needle in a haystack then I don't think you were responsible enough to have had a needle in the first place. Needle loser.
@claire_mudie: Some people are doing stuff with their lives!!
Let's mock them.
@claire_mudie: NOT all policemen are strippers.
@claire_mudie: This crime scene tape strung between two lampposts is NOT the finish line & these policemen are NOT cheering me on to a glorious victory :(