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I need a hobby. I’ve been over on Insta, commenting ‘what kind of dog is this?’ On people’s bird pics.

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If my bathroom scale were polite it would start off by telling me what a great personality I have.

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My 12yr old just handed me his proofs from picture day but before I could open the envelope he says “First, let me explain”

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From my 12yr old: “My mama so scary she went into a haunted house and came out with a Job application”

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Some of you are boycotting sex the same way are you are boycotting owning a Maserati.