I need a hobby. I’ve been over on Insta, commenting ‘what kind of dog is this?’ On people’s bird pics.
If my bathroom scale were polite it would start off by telling me what a great personality I have.
My 12yr old just handed me his proofs from picture day but before I could open the envelope he says “First, let me explain”
From my 12yr old: “My mama so scary she went into a haunted house and came out with a Job application”
Some of you are boycotting sex the same way are you are boycotting owning a Maserati.