@cravin4: When you just stick the tip in and then move it around and around.
- Hand held pencil sharpener
@cravin4: To inspire all the wonderful women of Twitter I'm sending you all good vibes today. Tomorrow I will ship the batteries.
@cravin4: No that's not popcorn popping, it's just the way my body sounds when I stand up.
@cravin4: Boss: Stop putting fake teeth marks in the urinal cakes. You're freaking out the customers.
@Cravin4: It was that very moment when we realized our shared love for multipurpose utensils brought us together & that's when the sporks flew.
@Cravin4: There is nothing sexier than when she locks eyes with me as she finishes...
..Frying the bacon
@Cravin4: I'm so broke identity thieves sent a fruit basket with a note.
"Sorry about the ID theft. Please tell your creditors to stop calling us."
@Cravin4: Marital Law & Martial Law while look similar have very different meanings...
.. Except at my house.