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@crushingbort : They put babies on packages of toilet paper because that's what we used to wipe with before scientists discovered they grow up into people
@crushingbort: "daddy where do babies come from"
"we just don't know, sweetie...*peers through blinds, the sky is dark with babies* "...we just don't know"
@crushingbort: "there's only one thing to do when you're Zero Dark Thirsty" *Navy Seals bust in and toss Bin Laden a Coke Zero, he pounds it in like 5 sec*