The lady helping my wife design a dining room table handed me a note reading “blink if you’re being held against your will”
You can’t fix stupid but you can fantasize about slapping the shit out of it.
Please stop throwing my only possession.
~dogs everywhere
House is clean. Time to sell the children and move.
The goldfish just gave me the “just flush me” look. No way pal. If I have to stay so do you.