Noses are red, violets are blue. It ain’t love
darling, you got flu.
Studies suggests, 9 out of 10 men prefer a girl
with a big butt. The 10th man prefers the other 9
If one ex was drowning and the other was
dangling from a cliff-edge and you had one set of
ropes to save them….where would you hide it?
Daughter 1: Dad, I’m lesbian. Daughter 2: Me too
dad. Dad: Doesn’t anyone like guys here? Son: I