“what’s your favorite childhood memory?”
not going to work.
i have no idea what’s going on but i want to be involved.
i was just introduced to a toddler name Frank.
i realize now that i didn’t mentally prepare myself for this possibility.
I’m not mad, I’m just frustrated.
-people that are about to start ugly crying
If I’m ever murdered, it will be because I said something absolutely perfect to someone with no sense of humor.
“What do you like to do in your free time?”
“Oh that’s cool. When’s the last time you played?”
8 years ago.
When I die, I want to be buried in a random field without a casket or teeth, so I can be an unsolved mystery one day.
Me: Are you mad at me?
Me at 18: I’ll sleep when I’m dead.
Me at 34: If I don’t get some sleep, I’m going to die.
Until you learn how to hate yourself, you’ll never be able to truly hate anyone else.