A furniture store keeps calling me. All I wanted was one night stand.
I burnt My Hawaiian pizza today…
I should’ve cooked it on aloha temperature
What did the taxi driver say to the wolf?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
How do mermaids call their friends ?
With their shell phone!
Dad:I don’t trust those trees…..
Son: Why? What do you mean?
Dad: They seem kind of shady
Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar?
They each got six months
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny
When is a door not a door? When it’s ajar