@daneZie

Hey hedgehogs, how about leaving some hedges for the rest of us?

@daneZie

My biggest fear is dying alone.
Not really stoked to die with people either.
You know, dying in general doesn’t exactly sound like pancakes.

@daneZie

How to fall down stairs
Step 1
Step 6
Step 7,8,9,11

@daneZie

*gets caught breaking into used car lot*
*desperately attempts to blend in with inflatable arm flailing tube men*