@danjan13 : I'm looking for a very tall gf to reach the cookies, or a very small gf I can lift up to get the cookies.
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@danjan13: Hey yea man, send me that YouTube link. I'm definitely gonna watch it and not just default send back "lol" after a few minutes.
@danjan13: Back in my day we rode our bikes without helmets. Back in my day we rode our bikes without helmets.
@danjan13: Kindly respect my midwestern lifestyle and do not make any crude or irreverent jokes at this time.
@danjan13: My gf 1 month in: haha OMG I love your Twitter. I definitely don't think it's weird, it's so clever!
My gf 2nd month: listen
@danjan13: Swords just aren't naturally "wooooshy" enough for me, that's why I add the noise. That's why I add the noise, Janet.
@danjan13: No, I can't come to your wedding. I just realized the remote works through the blanket.
@danjan13: Good guy in movie shot 3 times: I must save my family
Me, kinda sore from trampoline sesh: sorry gramma can't make it to your 85th bday
@danjan13: Adobe update is ready to install *gazes longingly into the distance*, but I don't think I am.