May the Force be Mass times Acceleration.
Satan: “I’m gonna put letters in mathematics. Lol!”
God: “I’m gonna make them all kill each other because of me.”
At the club, a 6’1″ girl was crying in my lap.
I just kept petting her hair, pretending she was a sad giraffe.
I’m on a new diet where all I eat is soup on weekdays. It’s called: Miso Hungry.
*dims the lights so you look like your selfies*
Sure, I can teach you about fractions, kid. Just remember this:
There is a very fine line between the numerator and the denominator.