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@darkmatter_wimp : May the Force be Mass times Acceleration.
@darkmatter_wimp: Satan: "I'm gonna put letters in mathematics. Lol!"
God: "I'm gonna make them all kill each other because of me."
@darkmatter_wimp: At the club, a 6'1" girl was crying in my lap.
I just kept petting her hair, pretending she was a sad giraffe.
@darkmatter_wimp: I'm on a new diet where all I eat is soup on weekdays. It's called: Miso Hungry.
@darkmatter_wimp: *dims the lights so you look like your selfies*
@darkmatter_wimp: Sure, I can teach you about fractions, kid. Just remember this:
There is a very fine line between the numerator and the denominator.
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