my proudest tweet
If God hates gays so much, why didn’t he put it in the ten commandments? Instead he’s more pissed that you’re jealous of your friend’s PS4
The problem with having a large imagination is that you can imagine your friends naked. Now you’re doing it too.
All the guys in working out photos look like they’re straining or in pain, but there’s lots of pictures of me with cake and I look happy.
Do furries go to doctors or vets?
Dogs lick each other’s butts to tell each other they like them. Just like politicians
Ever since Facebook allowed images in their comments sections people only ever communicate via pictures. We’re 21st-century cavemen.
Saw the trailer for Life Of Pi. Why are they making a Calvin & Hobbes movie in 2013?