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@davidgrossTV : When another writer is telling you about their latest script deal.

@davidgrossTV: ME: I'll have the burger.
WAITER: And how do you like your burger?
ME: I don't know. You haven't brought it to me yet.

@davidgrossTV: When I tell you I butt-dialed you, I'm not saying it was an accident, I just want you to be impressed.