@ddsmidt: My MIL recently had an amazing recovery from a serious illness. Everyone was saying what a fighter she is.
I’d have to agree, I mean she’ll literally fight with anyone.
@ddsmidt: Me: It’s not what you said, it’s the way you said it!
Husband: *Doesn’t even realize we had a conversation*
@ddsmidt: Thanksgiving is nothing like Halloween.
You can turn your lights off, it doesn't even phase them, they still come to your door.
@ddsmidt: My cat feels the need to give herself an entire bath after I touch her.
So yeah, I know a thing or two about creeping someone out.
@ddsmidt: Hubs: Hey, was that tweet about me?
M: No, they're never about people I know.
*writes another tweet about him*
@ddsmidt: Sometimes I feel like Twitter has run its course. Then I remember everyone here hates running.
@ddsmidt: Budget: She really knows how to stretch me to the limit.
Spanx: Dude, look who you're talking to.
@ddsmidt: Husband: How much Halloween candy should we get?
Me: We went through 2 pounds last year.
Husband: We didn’t have any trick-or-treaters last year.
Me: *death glare*