@ddsmidt: Me: I hate it when I realize I’ve made a bad decision, but I’m too far in to turn back.
Bartender: One more then?
@ddsmidt: I always hear people bragging about weightlifting. In my opinion, if I have to grunt to pick something up, it can just stay where it is.
@ddsmidt: I started planking. Well, I laid on my stomach and it was so nice I didn’t want to ruin it with exercise.
@ddsmidt: I read that the middle child is becoming extinct, so I guess you could say I’m an endangered species.
@ddsmidt: From now on whenever I order at a restaurant, I’m going to say “whatever is easiest for you.”
That way it seems like I’m being really nice and I don’t have to make a decision.
@ddsmidt: My phone encourages me to get exercise, monitors my heart rate and tells me when to go to bed.
I think it’s one of the most nurturing relationships I’ve ever had.