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I put my pants on like everyone else, when there’s a knock on the front door.

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Convince new friends into thinking you’re a doctor by turning off taps with your elbows

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As a child I fought naps
Dr: [at couples counselling]I meant, what regrets do you have with your relationship

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Got invited to a pool party on Sunday. I have 17 hours to get into shape

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People think life after having kids is filled with sleepless nights and constant cleaning. That’s not true. There’s also anxiety and fear