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Page of dearjhonletter's best tweets

@dearjhonletter : doctor: i'm sorry but you have 3 months left to live

me: [i slide a $5 bill across the table] make it 1 month

@dearjhonletter: hate when i forget to bring a towel into the bathroom when i take a shower and have to dry off by doing karate in the mirror for 45 min