Apparently coming to the Easter egg hunt dressed like the playboy bunny was not appropriate.
My best quality: telling it like it is.
My worst quality: telling it like it is.
In my house “no” means keep doing it till mom loses her shit.
My mom told me not to hang out with bad girls, she never said don’t be one.
My six year old lost a tooth. I left a note instead of money “too dirty.” He has been brushing that one tooth all day. Lesson unlearned
If a recipe does not call for cheese, I’m gonna assume they forgot it and add an entire large bag. Well 3/4 of bag cause I ate some of it.
If someone got my name tattooed on them I’d break up with them to prove it was a bad idea.