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@derekblackmon : Still laughing about that time my grandmother said God told her to put my grandfather in an asylum because he was hearing voices in his head

@derekblackmon: I don't mean to sound like a hypochondriac but I was diagnosed with the flu today & I feel like it's been coming on for a few years now.