My favorite nudes…. Bwahahaha!!
Tim Cook just came out. Waiting for the Android version.
Seriously you guys, the only reason to check Facebook, is to find out where people are going, and then go somewhere else.
I told my boss I’m calling in sick today. He said, “You can’t do that when you’re already here.” Is that true you guys?
Are we stopping for ALL pedestrians now? I can understand kids & the elderly. But everyone else should be able to dodge cars.
No thanks officer. I don’t even give strange men my phone number, and you’re asking for my license and registration.
Can any of you read your Chinese food bill? Looks like they charged me for a chicken lo-mein, a python, Africa, and a diet Coke.
Does Target have crack floating through their air vents? Went in to buy milk, came out with a giraffe, 6-pack, someone’s kid, and a headache