security at this bar said no outside food and I said this is my “emotional support wonton soup” and he said “what” and I got quiet but we’re inside now
moo deng still has yet to endorse a candidate and that’s so telling wow
if you save that one free donut u get everyday after getting vaccinated, by the end of the year that’s enough donuts to open your own shop but y’all don’t see the vision
ur macbook about to start asking if you want update now, tonight or when the 2nd wave hits
remember if you’re not helping cook be sure to ask (in a half hearted fashion) if they need any assistance and leave the room before they answer
a black mirror episode where u text someone and they screenshot it for 27.9m ppl
John Lennon got shot and died.
Cam’ron got shot and drove to the hospital in a Lamborghini.
Not even a contest.
someone using bare hands to put salad on a plate is letting you know they’re not here for discussions about etiquette or anything really
i love that kanye gets into very specific beefs with ppl i have to google but he’s nice enough to say both their first & last name
when ur hate is strong but your bladder’s weak
