Me: I’m smart!
Also me: That is the weirdest looking otter I’ve ever seen!
Hubs: That’s because it’s a seal
Lionel Ritchie being British :
Is it tea you’re looking for? 🎵
Aladdin: 🎵 The Exact Same World🎵
I tried being a Disney Princess but them damn budgies keep loading the dishwasher wrong
I like men with glasses because once they come off everything is a little blurry and I’m very okay with that
If your Tetris high score doesn’t excite me, you’re not loading my dishwasher
My 6yo just told me that because I need music to get motivated that makes me ‘radioactive’
People are waiting for flying cars and I’m just waiting for my supermarket to install cup holders on trolleys so I can have tea while I shop
Me: *gets comfortable*
Life: Just one more thing …
[Hubs to my 6yo]
Hubs: So, your mother says sarcasm doesn’t work with children
6yo: You dont say!