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@dixonshuman : Only 4 beers left in house. Time to find new house.
@dixonshuman: It's like my cat doesn't realize my retirement plan involves him doing something interesting enough to be famous on the Internet.
@dixonshuman: My memory is horrible but I remember every person I loaned a book to that didn't return it.
@dixonshuman: If you enjoy waking up and checking to see what died, get a fish tank
@dixonshuman: Why aren't marriage prevention hotlines a thing?
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