
Only 4 beers left in house. Time to find new house.
Only 4 beers left in house. Time to find new house.
It’s like my cat doesn’t realize my retirement plan involves him doing something interesting enough to be famous on the Internet.
My memory is horrible but I remember every person I loaned a book to that didn’t return it.
If you enjoy waking up and checking to see what died, get a fish tank
Why aren’t marriage prevention hotlines a thing?