Life is like a cup of coffee…
No matter how much sugar you put in it, there’s always grounds at the end.
Facility rental: $100
Not having 20 kids in my house: priceless
Math of a mother
My co worker is so mad at me right now her eyes are bulging out like a pug. I don’t know wether to call 911 or scratch her behind the ears.
A woman always gets the last word in an argument, because anything a man says after that is the first words in a new argument.