@don_haworth

I literally just used the flashlight on my phone to search under the couch for my phone if you ladies are looking for someone with all their ducks in a row

@don_haworth

I talk a lot of shit for someone who just had a sexy dream about a grilled cheese sandwich

@don_haworth

I made a joke about a lumberjack funeral once and got followed by a logging association, a lumberyard and 2 funeral homes