A murder of crows.
A conspiracy of ravens.
A manslaughter of sparrows.
A patricide of finches.
A genocide of hawks.
A zombie holocaust of pigeons.
These bats are posed like an early 1980s Goth band.
Recipe: One small clove of garlic.
If you marry the murder weapon, they legally can’t use it as evidence in your trial.
This pandemic is really stunting my serial killer career
My bathtub, after seeing me naked
The Elm Street Daycare Centre has a strict “no naptime” policy.
I think COVID-19 is just a ploy by Netflix to get people to stay in and actually watch Adam Sandler movies.
*throws bread at her feet*
Municipal Government: Try to stay home
Provincial Government: Try to stay home
Federal Government: Try to stay home
My boss: See you tomorrow