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A murder of crows.
A conspiracy of ravens.
A manslaughter of sparrows.
A patricide of finches.
A genocide of hawks.
A zombie holocaust of pigeons.

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If you marry the murder weapon, they legally can’t use it as evidence in your trial.

@drinksmcgee

The Elm Street Daycare Centre has a strict “no naptime” policy.

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I think COVID-19 is just a ploy by Netflix to get people to stay in and actually watch Adam Sandler movies.

@drinksmcgee

Municipal Government: Try to stay home
Provincial Government: Try to stay home
Federal Government: Try to stay home
My boss: See you tomorrow