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detective: lot of mysterious break ins lately

chief: anything we can do?

detective: sure, lock homes

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date: i love that you know about plots of land

me: thanks that means a lot

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director: it’s a really cute movie about a deer and his mother

disney: sounds great, let’s add murder

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me: i really need to take a shower

Home Depot security: look i get it, but you have to buy it first

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witch 1: i can’t find my broom

witch 2: that’s fine i can drive a stick