@dru0887

Water Polo is one shark away from being the most entertaining sport around

@dru0887

If someone is jogging at 7am on a Sunday – it’s because they’ve just killed someone right?

@dru0887

No, LinkedIn. I would not like to link my Twitter account but thank you for trying to get me unemployed for life.

@dru0887

When someone says “No Biggie”, I reply with “not since ‘97” and immediately break down crying