i like how at this walmart they put baby food products in the checkout lane. like oops thats right i have a baby to feed
that earthquake in LA was actually a huge crowd of white girls rushing into a wal-mart to buy a green t-shirt last minute
i cant believe ashton kutcher made the apple computer and iphones. thank you ashton
.@cocacola i tried to give a coke bottle to a polar bear. he did not accept. also he took my son. i need my son back
“you okay man?”
listen dude… i know what im doing
*lights a cigarette backwards*
ive seen Guy Code like six times
if you watch the titanic backwards hundreds of disgusting sea zombies come together as a community and rebuild an old ship
man…im so hungry i could-
*i catch eye contact with a horse*
“you could what?”
*shows his gun*
i could.. eat a sandwich
“thought so.”
“haha! silly rabbit! trix are for-” *rabbit puts a gun to the kids head* who are they for billy. tell me again who they’re for
Local Singles 2.9 Miles From Your Area
*refresh page*
Local Singles 3.7 Miles From Y..
“no dont leave”
*refresh page*
Local Singles 7.8 Mile