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When I was 13 my dad gave me a bunch of socks n said “I heard u grunting in ur room last night, do it into these” So now I poop into socks

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BREAKING NEWS: Scientists sneak up on Periodic Table, add element of Surprise

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I crack my knuckles, turn to the cops and say “I got this” as I stroll toward the bank robbers and get shot in the face