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Monday: Greg

Tuesday: Ian

Wednesday: Greg

Thursday: Ian

Friday: Greg

Gregorian Calendar.

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Imagine the trouble she has trying to introduce herself in France.

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Trump: “I’m going to make sure we let in less immigrants.”

Pence: “Fewer!”

Trump: “Shhh, don’t call me that yet.”

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The new jumper I bought kept picking up static electricity, so I took it back and they exchanged it for another one free of charge.